From the seventh circle of home theater hell comes the Sangria Sound System. Sangria, in case you're not familiar with this taste beverage, is the Spanish Mimosa. Instead of champagne, cheap wine is thrown in a bottle with fruit, sugar and other random ingredients fermenting in your pantry. Let it chill and voila! Alcohol makes everything sound better.

As you can see, the Sangria Sound System has non-parallel side walls and a special porting mechanism. And, yes, that's a subwoofer on the floor there. In truth, this is more funky conceptual art than, say, a ridiculous attempt at food-based audio. The designer is Carlo Rossi of fine jug wine fame. He has a number of other art art pieces such as a chardonnay chandelier, cabernet couch and paisano plasma TV stand. Thankfully, Carlo is kind enough to provide us with DIY instructions (PDF) for building one's own alcoholic fantasy. First person to put diamond tweeters in a sangria jug wins a special prize!

(thanks for the tip, Fred!)